Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions, an uncommonplace-book from the Armpit of Diogenes, binge-thinker jottings since 2008 .

Thursday 4 June 2015

On the bright side.

Before standing on a chair one day
(to adjust a gew-gaw on a beam)
and falling a full fifty centimetres
to the floor,
I despised all living humans - except two.
Now, twelve days later,
smelling (unsurprisingly) of Old Man
I despise all but one.
Looking on the bright side, however,
I have finally mastered the amazing
virile art of pissing while prostrate
into what in France is called, delightfully,
un pistolet.

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